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Wendy in KFC.
$WENDYKFC
$WENDYKFC

Wendy in KFC.

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Wendy’s fiery mascot goes rogue, infiltrating KFC headquarters to hijack the Colonel’s secret recipe and save her crumbling empire from corporate extinction.

Mission: Impossible meets The Menu

Wendy’s fiery mascot goes rogue, infiltrating KFC headquarters to hijack the Colonel’s secret recipe and save her crumbling empire from corporate extinction.

Comedy / Corporate Satireabsurd satirical fast-paced irreverent heartfeltcorporate rivalryidentity and loyaltyunderdog rebellion

Synopsis

In a world where fast-food mascots are living brands with contracts and grudges, Wendy—red-pigtailed rebel and face of the square burger—learns her parent company plans to sell her off to the Colonel. She dyes her hair, swaps her uniform, and sneaks into KFC’s top-secret test kitchen disguised as a fry cook. What begins as simple sabotage spirals into a high-stakes kitchen war when she discovers the Colonel’s recipe is actually a bio-engineered flavor weapon designed to crush all competition. With the help of a burnt-out KFC shift manager who dreams of opening his own restaurant, Wendy must outwit robotic chicken drones, survive a taste-test interrogation, and rally the forgotten mascots of other chains for one last stand. The climax erupts in a midnight food-truck chase through downtown Louisville, where Wendy chooses between selling out or burning the entire system down with extra crispy justice.

The story

Act I

Wendy learns her brand is being sold to KFC; she infiltrates as a new hire and meets cynical shift manager Ray. She steals the first page of the recipe before the Colonel’s AI security flags her.

Act II

Betrayed by a mascot double-agent, Wendy is forced into a deadly taste-test gauntlet; she allies with discarded icons like the Burger King and rallies them while the Colonel activates his flavor doomsday device.

Act III

Wendy leads a mascot uprising at corporate HQ, exposes the recipe’s addictive secret, and forces a public truce—then walks away from both empires to start her own rebel food truck.

The cast

Wendythe fiery underdog protagonist

Red-pigtailed living mascot who’s tired of being a corporate pawn and decides to fight back with wit and a mean right hook.

dream cast: Emma Stone

Colonel Harlan Sandersthe charming villain

Immortal fried-chicken icon whose folksy smile hides a ruthless plan to monopolize global taste buds.

dream cast: Jeff Bridges

Ray "Fry Guy" Moralesthe reluctant ally

Burnt-out KFC lifer who joins Wendy’s mission after she reminds him why he once loved cooking.

dream cast: Oscar Isaac

The Burger Kingthe washed-up mentor

Fallen mascot living in a condemned playplace who teaches Wendy the lost art of mascot rebellion.

dream cast: Willem Dafoe

Nuggetthe comic-relief sidekick

Anthropomorphic chicken nugget desperate for freedom who becomes Wendy’s unlikely best friend and getaway driver.

dream cast: Awkwafina

Dream crew

Director

in the style of Edgar Wright - kinetic energy and wit

Writer

in the style of Tina Fey - sharp corporate satire

Composer

in the style of Michael Giacchino - epic yet playful scores

Cold open

INT. KFC FLAGSHIP TEST KITCHEN - NIGHT

Sterile white tiles glow under harsh fluorescents. Robotic arms flip perfectly identical chicken pieces. WENDY, 20s, red pigtails tucked under a trucker cap, slips in wearing a stained KFC polo two sizes too big.

WENDY (whispering into hidden mic)
Okay, square burgers, don’t fail me now.

She swaps a vial into the pressure fryer. Alarms blare. The COLONEL’S HOLOGRAM appears.

COLONEL HOLOGRAM
Well butter my biscuit—who let the redhead in?

Wendy flips a tray of biscuits like ninja stars and sprints past clucking security drones as the kitchen descends into glorious chaos.

Why now

In an age of nonstop brand beefs on TikTok, corporate takeovers, and audiences exhausted by soulless IP, this is the perfect cathartic popcorn revenge fantasy where the little mascot finally fights back.
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