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Total Kombat

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Aging action icon Chuck Norris gets pulled into the deadly Mortal Kombat tournament where he must punch, kick and meme his way through gods and ninjas to save his family and prove legends never die.

Mortal Kombat meets The Expendables

Aging action icon Chuck Norris gets pulled into the deadly Mortal Kombat tournament where he must punch, kick and meme his way through gods and ninjas to save his family and prove legends never die.

Action / Martial Arts Comedyover-the-top humorous gritty explosive nostalgiclegacyredemptionman vs myth

Synopsis

Chuck Norris, 80s action god turned internet meme, lives quietly until a portal rips open his ranch and drags him into Outworld. The ancient tournament demands Earthrealm's greatest fighter and the universe's most viral badass is the only one left. With his signature roundhouse and dad-joke one-liners, Chuck faces Scorpion, Goro and a time-bending Sub-Zero while training a cocky young fighter who thinks memes are better than muscle.

The story

Act I

Chuck's quiet retirement is shattered when sorcerer Shang Tsung appears and forces him into Mortal Kombat to defend Earth; he reluctantly agrees after his granddaughter is threatened.

Act II

Chuck battles iconic warriors across brutal arenas, bonds with a young protege, and confronts his own aging while the tournament twists reality around him.

Act III

In the final showdown Chuck unleashes the ultimate roundhouse, defeats the final boss, closes the portals and returns home a living legend once more.

The cast

Chuck Norristhe aging badass protagonist

Retired martial arts legend and meme icon who still trains daily and refuses to accept he's past his prime.

dream cast: Chuck Norris

Kai Lennoxthe cocky young protege

Gen-Z fighter who idolizes viral clips of Chuck and learns real combat the hard way during the tournament.

dream cast: John Boyega

Shang Tsungthe sinister sorcerer antagonist

Immortal host of Mortal Kombat who sees Chuck as both threat and ultimate prize for his collection of souls.

dream cast: Tony Leung

Riptidethe brutal rival fighter

A monstrous enforcer sent to eliminate Chuck early and claim Earthrealm's strongest soul for himself.

dream cast: Dave Bautista

Elena Vossthe tough tournament ally

Former champion who mentors Chuck on interdimensional rules while hiding her own deadly secret.

dream cast: Michelle Yeoh

Dream crew

Director

in the style of Chad Stahelski — kinetic fight choreography master

Writer

in the style of Shane Black — quippy action dialogue expert

Composer

in the style of John Williams — epic heroic theme builder

Cold open

INT. TEXAS RANCH - NIGHT

Moonlight spills over a lone figure chopping wood. CHUCK NORRIS, 82, still jacked, pauses as the air RIPS open with green lightning. SHANG TSUNG steps out in flowing robes.

SHANG TSUNG
The greatest fighter. You are chosen.

Chuck drops the axe. It embeds in concrete.

CHUCK
Tell your boss I retired.

Shang hurls a flaming skull. Chuck roundhouses it into sparks.

CHUCK (CONT'D)
Guess I'm working overtime.

The portal swallows them both.

Why now

Nostalgia for 80s action heroes collides with meme culture and fighting-game fever right as audiences crave unapologetic, crowd-pleasing spectacle that laughs at itself while delivering bone-crunching fights.
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